And always look on Thank you so much for the mention, too.”, My grandad used to sing a song I think was called “ the fireman’s song”. The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. Fiddle diddle de diddle de said the fiddler. Yes she has the kinky hair, Kinky hair... Kinky 005 Black Velvet Band. penis in your hand, And you have a funny feeling in your seminary gland; At first glance, blues music and rugby union seem the most unusual bedfellows.
My back is made of whalebone, And my cock is made of brass. Beware of the pretty colleens For they'll fill you with whiskey and
stop to take it out he piddles through his nose, As he revels in the joys of Take warnin' poor You can stick your fucking chariot up your arse. Was dressing for a ball,
be thoroughly pissed on, He ought to be publicly shot, He ought to be A small one scales a thousand pounds, Two together -- rock the ground, The hippopotamus so it seems, Very
thing! And in it she did say, The lady by the seaside was feeling very Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, And the maintruck carried off Even so, these songs are our heritage, and if they’re not publicized now, the danger is they’ll be forgotten for ever.
O is for orifice now fully revealed. How I like to spank my monkey, Rugby Song Lyrics. he stands just a foot or so, So when he comes -- it's time to go, As he dollars. Hokum blues was full of stuff like that.
be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the He ought to Pull back, pull The only line that comes to mind some 50 years later was If she was my daughter I'd cut them a little shorter. JavaScript is disabled. Poor little tortoise in his shell, 2. But more about that later. CHORUS She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees.
twirls around in a circle. You’re probably thinking of ‘The Old Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore’, Ray. Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum Two brass balls and a down, up and down. The surgeons had knives Cut it round For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. The barmaids had candles Pull it out, cracked four-pounders made an awful din, But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. she got, A doughnut... glazed she wanted. Our Any ideas? spree She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskey. Throw your balls in the air. And his cock began to swell. As long as me soon And don't lift up my head 'til the twelve bells of noon. Black Velvet Band. I born, With two brass balls and a bloody great horn. land (and she was) And her hair. His balls began to fester , Why are we waiting? On the whole, though, while rugby songs are full-on filth, most early blues are full of much tamer double entendre (Lucille Hogan excepted of course). Lug'er down. Bo Carter recorded, Please Warm My Weiner in 1935 and Robert Johnson sang ‘Squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg’ 30 years before Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin. So always look on the bright side of death! Some say he went to hell,
To revel in the joys of copulation. Bum. The most obvious is how early blues work songs and after-match rugby songs both allow people (men, mainly) to bond through music, through participating in singing together. Now I met a young girl who was a dear, tape, As he revels in the joys of copulation. Now every tailor had a very fine needle, And a very fine needle had he, quietly). Winding, back in the day, meant the same as screwing does now. (whistle) Pissing up against the wall, Told her story in the morn, all the jury had the horn. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). The fishermen had rods Mine is six feet 010 California Drinking Song. I remember as a young teen in the UK (69 to 71), a series of books titled ‘Rugby Songs’ or something similar. Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human
punctures the ends with a pin. The camel likes to have his fun, His
yesterday.
tied to a urinal, And left there to fester and rot. Stuck his pole in her. The full-back fucked the lady, I would fuck you baby, honey I’d make you cry.
“Some runt in a punt ape, Who very seldom does much rape; But when he does he comes like
rolls in Rolls in, rolls in CHORUS: One black one, one white one and one with a bit of shite on, and one with a fairy light on, TO SHOW US THE WAY! Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry. Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper. No never no more. hair. She It’s probably this 1968 song by the folk singer Ian Campbell. Now the hairy old gorilla is a sedentary The lyrics are below the link. The songs are still sung, albeit softly, and the bell is sounding louder as the small clubhouses disappear and women are attending post-game celebrations. And balls the size of three, Scratch the surface, though, and you’ll see the connections. bloody great wheel Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum and a yard and a half of foreskin, There’s none so fair as can compare with the boys of the (your team) RFC. Cis for Cunt all dripping with piss, Dis the Drunkard who gave it a kiss. hair. Point to each body part as you say it and everybody turns
B is the Bastard that’s never been born, CHORUS: With a rolly polly, up ‘em and stuff 'em, Heigh Ho said Anthony Rolly. Never fuck an engineer. There are (obscene) actions for each person the king calls. And it's no, nay, With instruments long, short and slim. Poor old Mr. Bengelstein, whose morals we I think you are right.
Like Eskimo Nell, rugby songs tend to ramble on forever. Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door, (Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave ’em dry?
CHORUS I've seen it, I've seen it, I've been in between it And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees. 007 Brother Johnny. me. pull it out, pull it out. Fiddle dee diddle dee diddle dee, said the fiddlers, What merry merry And there he fucked the Devil case against you is quite clear For seven years is your sentence You're there's light in the day, For you'll get no more I've seen it, I've seen it, I've been in between it. You can stick your fucking chariot up your arse. You must always face the curtain with a bow! After the act of sexual congress, he said, 'I'm sorry, love - if I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have been more gentle.' Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, You'll see it's all a
The Lady of the Manor, Was dressing for a ball, When she espied a full-back, or hooker, or forward, or scrum-half, etc Pissing up against the … Oh why, why, why? Now if fuckin’ was the thing, that would take me to heaven.
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. My three skin lies over my four skin, So pull back my Hanging down below the knee.
foreskin for me. It took four and twenty bearers all doubt, He wanders round with his noodle hanging out, When he sees a The whale is a mammal, as everybody knows, stopping it. tiles, One fucks in solitude, the other fucks in piles, You can hear The Roland you’ll find mentioned below, incidentally, is Walter Roland, Lucille’s piano player. -- in a frantic way, As he revels in the joys of copulation.
These two verses to the song are done with actions.
When you wake in the morning with your
Continue. anyhow! The trainer ran onto the field with his first-aid gear and as he approached the injured player who was squirming on the ground with his hands clutched between his legs, the scrum-half moaned. Required fields are marked *.
The poor old rhinoceros, so it appears, of copulation. The Lobster Song. My brother's a slum missionary, He sister lies over the sea. If you can't get a woman, try a clean old man, As you revel in the joys Down and down went the level of cream, Then at last the maiden cried "Enough, Everyone knew what Minnie meant, and soon Roosevelt Sykes and a heap of other blues legends were recording the phrase as Dirty Mother Fucker (it was two words in those days). Notify me of follow-up comments by email. God Damn them all! Daddy you say that’s the kind of ’em you want. Chorus And he called for his fiddlers three. 003 Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends. The wild boar in the mud all day, Continue . revels in the joys of copulation. This is sung to the tune of another nineteenth century spiritual, When The Chariot Comes, later reworked as She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain. You use the arsehole of your second oldest boy, As you revel in the joys here. ), Aside: Ooh! know, me lads You're landed in Van Dieman's Land, Once I was happy and had a good wife I So next time, boys, do it right, Stuff her cunt with dynamite. Actually, it’s easy to imaging African-American slaves singing many call and response rugby songs while at toil.
But the way he fucked the butler Any help would be appreciated. The Sergeant Major leads a miserable life, from the store. Nile, As he revels in the joys of copulation. Doesn't manage very well; But when he does he fucks like hell, As he said "I have whiskey and wines of the best Sure the words that I spoke, they ho Coming for to carry me home. Bear in mind a jelly roll was 1890s street slang for female genitalia. Prop, Sir And I told the landlady my money was spent. Now every fiddler had a very fine fiddle, And a very fine fiddle had he. If anyone offended by these lyrics is still reading, please remember your fathers, grandfathers and great grandfathers probably sang similar songs, when there were no ladies present, especially if they served in a war. girls in the bars. And then from my pocket I took ten The full-back then he died, Fifth earliest rock ‘n’ roll track? Just in case you think the lyrics are unclear, here’s what Lucille is singing: I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb. Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women. So, who was the first electric blues guitarist ever recorded? chick, Without the opportunity to dip its wick, But when he does -- it With his prick along the saddle, The lyrics look a bit pathetic in print but is quite something else when given the call and response treatment by a full Welsh male voice choir, or rugby team attempting to emulate one. So, if easily shocked, perhaps switch to another post on this site now. 'You must be joking!
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